Mine aren't usually as detailed, even for the most micromanaged hostile enviroments. Typically along the lines of:

Boss Person,

Per our conversation yesterday on the evening of Month Day this will serve as my two week notification of my departure from Company with a last day of Friday, Month Day. Any day earlier than Friday is acceptable as well.

I have gained a great deal from my time here and hope that our paths cross again. Thank you for the opportunity, however, for my own personal career growth I must pursue a role that is more closely aligned with my goals.

Thanks, wcfields

You're opting out of capitalism?

Did I misunderstand something? What's the downvote for?