As the primary account-holder of the future which your generation has mortgaged, I would kindly request that you address all future payments to us, directly.
Additionally, it has come to our attention that your account is more than 90 days past due, and we must inform you that if you do not begin making payments immediately, we will be forced to turn over your debt to collections. If you do not respond, your future may be repossessed without further notice.
As always, Fuck You and thanks for the $700 Billion. We'll also be interested in changing more laws to make sure we don't retire and that you can't get promoted into the executive level jobs that you have waited for. We got them first, nyah nyah. Any attempt to disagree with the way we run things we be met with our votes, which will always outnumber yours.
Oh yeah, make sure you pay our kids right. Even if it's more than you ever made and bankrupts your company.
Lumping me in with bandits in the same age group makes as much sense as blaming you for the shitty code I have to clean up because you happen to be a programmer.
As the primary account-holder of the future which your generation has mortgaged, I would kindly request that you address all future payments to us, directly.
Additionally, it has come to our attention that your account is more than 90 days past due, and we must inform you that if you do not begin making payments immediately, we will be forced to turn over your debt to collections. If you do not respond, your future may be repossessed without further notice.
Sincerely,
Generation X