Wow, people like Steve Jobs and Lance Armstrong are supermen. I fall apart with just a common cold. These guys can move the Earth while their bodies are failing them.

Edit

Of course, this is true regardless of the article, which I'm not sure I believe.

Yeah, I found the link on a forum I read but haven't found the story on any major newspaper yet.

Sorry but I don't trust any no-name news site that references National Enquirer as a source at all. As plausible as Jobs not making it much longer is, this is garbage.