Are you willing to share the story? I would hazard a guess that you played around with mining on your old laptop in 2010, accidentally left it running for a while, mined 10k bitcoin, and sold around the top at 19k each.

Have you declared to IRS.

to quote parent: "Really it just turns every conversation into a roundabout request for money."

I mean, you gotta give it to him, that was not roundabout