I suggest learning C properly before you make more of a fool out of yourself. It's more constructive, too; because it actually improves your situation. Right now you're just digging a bigger hole.
Should we do a quiz test about which one of us knows C best?
Rest assured, except for the C11 changes to the standard, I do know C pretty well.
I majored in systems programing with focus on distributed computing, graphics and compiler design, so I got to use it a lot, and even teach it to first grade students.
My first job was writing server secure code across Aix, HP-UX, Solaris, Windows NT/2000.
I don't do quizzes, too much code to write to waste time on alpha bullshit. It's not up to me to prove either, plenty of people prefer C, plenty of them more experienced than you; calling them all stupid based on your quiz skills doesn't look very intelligent from here.
