freedombox is actually based on debian - so they select some packages and configure them to work nicely together, and add a nice web configuration page.
Still a lot of work, but not as much as creating your own distro from scratch.
That is exactly what they want us to think. I'm glad you at least realize there is information asymmetry at play here. Thank you for keeping an open mind. You have come farther than many people I've talked to. We can get there.