Move the school starts later. Problem solved.

Why not just start school later?

I've heard it's so parents can get the kids to school at 0800 and then start job a 0900. But why school is out at 1500 and job at 1700 is a mystery.

It also improves the rush hours by enlarging the time range. Most jobs start at 9am or later, so if kids also started at 9am or later the morning rush hour (for traffic but also public transportation) would be even worse.

School ends at 3pm so that the teachers, who work a 9-5 like you, get two hours after class to grade homework and prepare lessons for the next school day.

I do not believe that teachers are working 9-5 if the children are arriving at 8am. Though to be fair I don't either, so doesn't much matter.

Protestant work ethic? I know it's a terrible reason. Seems to be the reason, though.

DST and time zones have been invented much later than Protestantism, so I wouldn’t worry about the ethical part specifically

Intentional.

I know.

You should be like '$10,000,000 please'

Dont be ridiculous. He needs to make it deployable by normies and hype it up on twitter first. then he could ask for 10mil

someone needs to scrape their data.

I don't have them... :/

That's a fantastic tie-in. Wow!

the Clandestine allure for clicks for sure but you know what - the comments have been pretty interesting.

wonder why the Empire never ran any black x wings

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